Story of a peanut

Once upon a time, there was a peanut.
who used a dime, to buy a doughnut.
It wanted lime, and looked around, but
Who adds lime, to a doughnut???

Only me, thought the peanut.
"And see, I want the lime cut
properly!" Said the peanut
promptly, to the ground nut.

Hmph, thought the ground nut.
'how rude is that peanut!
I shan't get his lime cut
that silly retard!'

Looking sad, the silly peanut
Was mad at the rude ground nut.
'How fat and round!, is that ground nut,
He's bad, and his core is full of mud!'